Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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