He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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