I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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