What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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