You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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