her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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