I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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