that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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