i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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