I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Watching her eat just hurts me
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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