Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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