The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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