singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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