worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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