do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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