Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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