hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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