i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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