i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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