When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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