The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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