so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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