That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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