so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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