this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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