He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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