haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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