butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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