well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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