I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
