love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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