do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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