thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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