Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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