You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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