I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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