Buhtt sex?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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