he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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