I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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