you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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