No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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