no, he came in my armpit
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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