I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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