suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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