so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.