FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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