Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
