I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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