Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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