Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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