Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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