ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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