i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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