Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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