He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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