So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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