Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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